Dear God, Can Nigerians Be Judged Differently When We Get To Heaven?

Heavenly Father,

I can boldly say I speak for all Nigerians when I say we can’t wait to get to heaven. Especially those of us that know Revelations 21:23; because it promises that, “The city does not need the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light, and the Lamb is its lamp”. And THIS is our ultimate dream; 24/7 electricity.


And speaking of light, isn’t it a miracle that we are considered according to statistics to be some of the happiest people on earth? The fact that this constant darkness hasn’t filled our hearts with true darkness speaks a lot about the Nigerian spirit doesn’t it?

It is also another great miracle that depression and mental illness is not on a mega high in this country. People here do try their best against all the odds. Unfortunately, genuine hard work pays minimally. And it is a bad look when thieves and corrupt people have the appearance of reaping all the rewards for little or no work. Harder still is it to convince young impressionable people that that is not the way to go.

We do need to focus and look to our better role models. Unfortunately the noisier “role models”, are the wannabe celebrites who are determined to publicise their success with ‘stuff’. Most of which is a gross exaggeration of what they actually own. But that is becoming the new normal of legitimate success.

But wannabe celebrities are not who I am presenting to you today; just good old us, regular Nigerians.


First of all, I think when we get to heaven, we should be seperated from the rest of the nations for two reasons:

Number one, if there is a way to hide or disappear, we will find it. I know there is no hiding from you, just saying it might be quite irritating dealing with people who feel so smart that I am sure they believe they can outsmart you. I am just glad there is a word in your good book to qualify people who seem wise in their own eyes; and that word is foolish. And hopefully one day soon, before we leave this earth, we, Nigerians, will gain true wisdom.

Number two, we will just delay the line unnecessarily; queueing without some abusive authority to keep us in order does not work with us. And you are a God of love. And then there is the issue of excessive begging, multiple justifications or manouvers to either jump the line or avoid the judgement at hand. I am not sure anyone would have the patience for that annoyance.

*After moment of some reflection*

I believe I am looking at this all wrong, mainly through my own eyes as I know you are patient, merciful and full of grace.

But as Nigerians, we do a lot of wrong. And so therefore we are now regretably the world’s poster child for scamming. How did we get here?

Some of us may have have taken your word too literally when you said time and chance are given to all. So whenever an opportunity strikes, we take it. This doesn’t excuse us by the way, we just need to get to the point where one of our values isn’t taking advantage of every situation for our personal benefit.

There are so many churches in Nigeria but redefining our values does not seem to be a popular topic coming from the pulpit. I guess it is not commercial enough. Or maybe  if pastors could find a way to place corruption and stealing, on the same sin level as fornication and adultery, we may just make some headway.

However I am extremely glad that every man is going to answer for themselves before You. A lot of us really do try to minimise our poor personal choices and not cave in to the burdens and temptations that come our way because of our bad governments.

My final thought is, how can we on a large scale work with your bountiful wisdom, grace. love and mercy and transform Nigeria into a great nation?

And one last request. Is it possible for your voice to be louder than the still small whisper? This is just on the off off chance that the millions of roaring generators might be interfering with our hearing. I know, I know, I am just reaching…

You are always an awesome God.

Your hopeful daughter,



Featured Image, Seperation of concerns, Falk Lademann. Other Images; Beth Scupham and E-du, all Via Flickr

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. Yar Arewa says:

    😁 LOL, I was laughing inside keke. And like you I wish His voice can be louder than a still small whisper.

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    1. Gaskiya. We need the booming version to make sense of what should be our natural inclinations. LOL.


  2. simpledimple says:

    This was a great post. You actually nailed it here, Ulan, with these expositions on all spheres as it concerns the Nation called Nigeria. Messages from the pulpit has been adulterated and out of context from the WORD a long time…. Well, if only people are willing to listen, even the noises in the world can never drown the still small whispers of our inner beings. Thanks for sharing this in a very hilarious way. May God help Nigeria!. Cheers! Xx

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    1. Thanks Stella, I am so concerned about your country. And you are so right, if only we are willing to listen. But I have faith that one day the good in us will triumph. Thanks a lot for taking the time.

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      1. simpledimple says:

        You’re welcome! I wonder why I don’t get your post on my reader… perhaps, I need to check my settings.


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