Dear God, Are You Mad?

Heavenly Father, Once again, I come to you with an un-understandable question. So the other day, while walking under a clear blue sky, golden sun rays bathing and activating the full potential of my melanin; I got stopped by a concerned elderly lady. She felt I was putting myself at risk and only inviting trouble…

Dear God, Can Nigerians Be Judged Differently When We Get To Heaven?

Heavenly Father, I can boldly say I speak for all Nigerians when I say we can’t wait to get to heaven. Especially those of us that know Revelations 21:23; because it promises that, “The city does not need the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light,…

Dear God, How Do You Really Feel About Nudity?

Father, A “passionate Christian” sent me a message that took a week to get over how upsetting it was. What amazed me (a feeling that in itself is a miracle, seeing how it managed to surface above the raging fury running through my veins) was the fact that this message was meant to motivate and…

DEAR GOD, FORGET SATAN AND SAVE US FROM ‘THESE’ GODS INSTEAD!

Lord God Almighty; this is a prayerful story. By this I mean I will tell you the story that has lead to my prayer, even though you already know it. As a storyteller, I can’t help but make the most of my opportunities, so here we go. There is a man I know… actually, there…

Dear God, is my kind of husband only found in heaven or does he have earthly representation?

My Father in heaven, Even though my letter is a matter of great urgency, I felt it was important to wait a few days before sending it. This is to give time for the dust that was raised from the new year crossover/night vigil prayers to settle before I ask my questions and put in…

Dear God, You just may end up alone in that your house.

My Father, which art in heaven, Before I begin my complain or statements or possible accusations; because frankly with how I am feeling, I do not know the tone this letter will take, let me remind you of what Nana from Pankshin said. You remember how Nana was very staunch and tied to her traditional…